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Dec 31st

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People are coming in 50 minutes

I haven’t showered Haven’t planned an outfit Haven’t set up food Haven’t set up drinks Shitshitshitstshishtithithithithithtttttttt

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aubsticle: i think everyone should watch this video before they die this is the best thing i’ve seen ever

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crush: hi
me thinking: look at all the things we could have together we could live happily ever after and run away to a far off place and never have to worry about anything ever again.  i just want to wake up next to you and kiss you and see you and be with you forever im in love with you
me: hi

Dec 31st

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I have so many crushes this year ugh god but the top one is definitely Jonn ok fantastic his body is perfect and he’s funny and his blog is fucking amazing and so is his other one (blog of pictures of hot guys and himself) so y’all should get on that shit a-fucking-sap

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Is it weird to say that I haven't seen snow once...

fourforyouglen: I’m kinda sad :( same… except i got to see a shitton of it in October. Fuck that.

Dec 31st

see but the weird part is is that i don’t know whether or not i’m ending 2011 single lol tomorrow will be weird

Dec 31st

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dsquared526: This is and will always be my...

Dec 31st

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eximago: Why sex with men is better pt. 1: The average depth of a vagina is 3 to 4 inches The average length of a digestive tract is 30 feet

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I want to get a ton of prints and make a collage for my wall ok I’m original but seriously

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urethrafranklin replied to your post: Is it bad that my standards are: Gay, decentish… that’s pretty much mine whatever it’s fine we’re fine

Dec 30th

Is it bad that my standards are: Gay, decentish looking, breathing and that’s it

Dec 30th

 knocking at my front door
Me: Hello officers what seems to be the problem
Officers: Excuse me, sir, are you having a party there was a noise complaint
Me: No sorry that's just my tears, sorrow and lonliness wanna join

Dec 30th

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imfamousontumblr: imagine if straight people had to come out to their parents as being straight too like they sit them down at the dinner table “mom….dad….i…i think i’m straight” if gay people have to do it then straight people should too

Dec 29th

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I got accepted to Rutgers PharmD program!!

Oh gosh I don’t know what to do now!! :\

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unfreshing: DICK BEACH JEUSHDS CHRIST BEST THING I’VE SEEN EVER

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Dinner date with the ex-boyf on Sunday Don’t know how this is going to go

Dec 29th

Things I talk about with...

Straight Girl Friends: Wow that guy is really fucking hot
Gay Guy Friends: Wow that guy is really fucking hot
Straight Guy Friends: So... video games... math... science... cars..?
Gay Girl Friends: Loljk I don't have any lesbian friends.

Dec 29th

ohmrsheffield: i just need to drink more and hook up with someone bye preach it

Dec 29th

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Those weird-as-fuck gay fetishes

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Lady GaGa while dropping the New Years Ball in...

Lady GaGa: We're down to the final minute of 2011 everyone! I'd like to take this moment to look back on the year and the years prior. It's amazing how I was bullied in high school and look at me now! Dropping the New Years Ball!
Lady GaGa: And how wonderful it is to be doing it here in the city where I grew up, New York!
Station Manager: Lady Gaga! We have to start counting!
Lady GaGa: And here we go! 10!
Lady GaGa: Oh my gosh you guys are all Born This Way!
Lady GaGa: 9!
Lady GaGa: You know this mirror ball reminds me of the one Lady Starlight and I would wear on our tits back when we performed at gay clubs.
Lady GaGa: 8!
Lady GaGa: I'm Italian!
Lady GaGa: 7!
Lady GaGa: I played piano since i was a little girl!
Lady GaGa: 69! Hahah just kidding but omg i love the gays!
Lady GaGa: 6!
Lady GaGa: 5!
Lady GaGa: I live halfway between reality and fantasy at all times!!
Lady GaGa: 4!
Lady GaGa: Stay tuned for Americano (Mariachi Version) ,the second Born This Way video, the rest of the Yoü and I fashion videos, Gagavision, remembering my tumblr password, and BTW Ball dates in the new year!
Lady GaGa: 3!
Lady GaGa: Whö and I?
Lady GaGa: 2!
Lady GaGa: I think i forgot to mention that I'm an Italian woman!!
Lady GaGa: If you don't understand what I've said, I'll say it again.
Lady GaGa: I'm an Italian woman!!
Lady GaGa: If the second time you didn't quite get it, I'll say it again.
Lady GaGa: I'm an Italian woman!!
Lady GaGa: 1!
Lady GaGa: So, I'm Italian and Happy New Year you Little Monsters! Have an Italian 2012!

Dec 29th

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But I have two handles of sweet tea vodka in my closet I just want to drink it ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL and cry and sleep k

Dec 29th

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Ok so my parents kind of make me feel horrible...

Uh so I get the Dean’s Scholarship at Northeastern and then a Trustee’s Award at Rutgers. To go to Northeastern it would cost approximately $25000/year, but to go to Rutgers it would cost about $7000. They obviously want me to go to Rutgers, but then they always ask me why I didn’t apply to “better schools” because other people who are not as “smart” or...

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