March 2012
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gossipgreg replied to your post: gossipgreg replied to…
i think you and i should swtich metabolisms i hate you
Dont worry my dad was taller and skinnier than I was when he was in high school and now he’s over 200 pounds. The fat will hit me sometime.
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gossipgreg replied to your post: gossipgreg replied to your photo: I got an iPhone…
can i introduce you to food?
shush i eat so much i dont think you understand
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gossipgreg replied to your photo: I got an iPhone you guys(:
oh
oh?
do you hate me :x
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February 2012
jehovahswetness:
I wish my homework was to masturbate, like in Black Swan, I’d made all A’s.
Easily.
I forgot I was wearing shoes and then I moved my foot/curled my toes and I felt shoe and I freaked the fuck out but then I remembered oh hey shoes are there and then I was ok
andrewbreitel:
guys its fucking an icon you click to make a post
shut the fuck up seriously
you people need lives
Watchgodspeedtoyou:
never not funny
best snl skit of my life
pah:
Yolo Ralph Lauren
Just discovered my 21st birthday is going to be on a Satuday
Oh my god this is the best news I have ever heard
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My name just appeared on michaelpeter’s blog oh dear jesus
jehovahswetness:
And the Academy Award for PERFECTION IN HUMAN FORM goes to Meryl Streep.
But.. whatever
poisonparadise:
Last years red carpet was better purely based on the fact that The Social Network cast was walking around in tuxes looking hot
unfreshing:
i want to be the underage whore george clooney takes to the oscars next year
This is my life though →
just posted a tux in the prom dress group because i’m ~funny~ and ~clever~
Drinking vodka straight is the only straight thing...
codycub:
omfg
I saw Conan O'Brien's lesbian doppelganger on the...
northerngrizzlywarrior:
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Vodka burn is a good burn.
abitreductive replied to your post: awk… when people assume i’m drunk every weekend…
wow dan alcohol fiend
but i’m not at all that is like the opposite of me
awk… when people assume i’m drunk every weekend now…
what has my reputation become omfg
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New favorite blog alert y’all it’s this one
not even because he’s like.. gorgeous…
but like
he’s funny too
and great
so yes i stalked a lil
but that’s ok
because i’m sick.
What I look for in a guy
diagnonsense:
Since some of you are confused as to what I look for in a guy, here’s a list.
Nice hair (If you have like flipped hair or just styled up in any way besides a mohawk then thats like 60 extra hot points for you. Hair is usually the first thing I look at)
A nice body (I’m talking healthy, I don’t only find people with six packs attractive. Contrary to popular belief I don’t just...
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Republicans: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Republicans: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Republicans: No.
brittaneyamber:
WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS
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Is blankety blankety blank supposed to be “how to drive” because I was never sure
nuggits2:
our generation will still be wearing yoga pants and skinny jeans when they’re 70
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jehovahswetness:
“I’m not like other gay guys I’m masc” translates to “My clothes don’t match and I’m fatter than all of you.”
OH GOD THIS